Eternity - How long a shift lasts.
Morphine - The most requested drug in the ER.
Emergency Room - A place to go when you are too busy to call your Doctor.
Recurring Pain - What frequent fliers have.
Geriatrics - What family members of elderly consider a reason for hospitalization.
Excuses - Te most often thing hear in the ER.
Nurses - Your personal servant while in the ER.
Cardiac Arrest - God's way of recycling.
Yellow - The color of most body fluids seen in the ER.
React - What ER staff does when an ambulance arrives.
Overreact - What most patients and family do.
Overtime - Expected daily occurrence.
Moron - Anyone who thinks that ER medicine is just a profession, when we all know it's a way of life.
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